Bostonia Rantida

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Sit the Fuck Down

Dear all women everywhere,

If you just sat your ass down on the seat, NO ONE would have to deal with pee on the seats! GODDAMNIT! I mean, what touches the seat when you sit on it, anyway? Your thighs, right? What is the problem, then? Who the hell hovers? I HATE HOVERERS. Feel free to plaster the seat with TP or one of those seat covers, by all means, but FUCKING SIT DOWN. If everyone sat down, this wouldn't be a problem.

I hate you all,
Bostonia Rantida


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