Sit the Fuck Down

Dear all women everywhere,

If you just sat your ass down on the seat, NO ONE would have to deal with pee on the seats! GODDAMNIT! I mean, what touches the seat when you sit on it, anyway? Your thighs, right? What is the problem, then? Who the hell hovers? I HATE HOVERERS. Feel free to plaster the seat with TP or one of those seat covers, by all means, but FUCKING SIT DOWN. If everyone sat down, this wouldn't be a problem.

I hate you all,
Bostonia Rantida