Canvassers!

I hate them. I'm sorry, but I do. I am just trying to get from Point A to Point B. I don't need to feel guilty for not giving your cause money. I give money to a lot of causes. Mass Equality. Vets. The environment. Animal Shelters. I'm good! That's all I need to do! And I'm on the clock, so please, kindly move out of my way and don't give me the puppy dog eyes when I crank up my iPod. Street proselytizing isn't attractive when it's about Christianity OR Global Warming. Get off my back!