Dear, That Is NOT A "Reach Around"

In News of the Weird, last night on the Channel 7 news, some newscaster was talking about drunken Brit prince pictures, and mentioned that Harry, seen with his arm around a girl and hand on her boob, was "giving her a reach around." ! That is not what a reach around is! Dudes!

So Channel 7, if you're reading, that's probably not something you want to say on the news again. Didn't you guys see Full Metal Jacket? Come on!