Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.! Don't you make me full name you again! Babies out of wedlock are fine and all, but you *CLEARLY* need a little lesson in how to use condoms.
Here's the FAQ for teens, since I've got the feeling you're a beginner. There's a handy tutorial illustrated here under "How to use a condom."
Just some food for thought, Tom. We've been through a lot together, from you splitting time with Drew "Do The Drew" Henson back when we were in school, to now. And I like you, but man, you gots to learn that the pleasures of the flesh must curbed when you don't have a condom ready.
Your friend and fellow alumni