Some Like It Hot

I was walking down the street on my way to pick up some envelopes (and then lunch), when a guy in a cube van passing me leaned his face out the window and said, very clearly, "Marilyn. Monroe." He enunciated it as I wrote, both words quite separately and surely, so there can be no mistaking what he said. Now, why he said it is another story. The street was rather empty at the time, so I assumed it was said at me ... but being that I'm not that blonde, not voluptuous, and not wearing a white, pleated dress over an air grate, I can't imagine why.

People are weird.